mom sez we iz movin to portland...

i sez: you move me, you die

yes herro

i iz interested in enterrin ze beauty pageant.

iz mah glamour pose, this iz

Heppy Crismas!! luv, ziggy

i haz made sumthin in photoshop

makin myslf look goodz

Glamour shot

chub

Is huge

hipster face

iz lyin here waitin for ze luvinz

i likes ze uncle mikey

u has ze nomz u sayz?

i haz eaten two helpinz of ze foodz today... I haz snuck sum while mum's not lookin.

luv, ziggy

Zzz zzzzz

Is all tucked in

Luv u too mum

wtf do u want

Beyond hefty

is verray serious bizness

oh herro i iz just checkin thingz out