imaginary friend

i haz got ze sex appeal, no?

pink collar

Iz got a new tie. Lookin goodz yes?

iz preparinn for ze nap timez... srsly

luv, ziggy

I am le tired

want to killz mr bowie

then i will be ze onwy one mom cuddlez wit

Iz so pretty, no?

Jus wan be in dis box.

Iz makin mah bedroom eyez

no mum I promis Iz not doin anything!

...nom nom nom nom

Iz eatin toast. yumz.

I is a gift

...vry hefty gift...

I haz falled asleep on mum. I so tired.

luv, ziggy

i am real fat but i get ze kisses anyhowz

lazyface

she's mad, she is

i haz ze sex appeal

i kno i kno,

i iz lookin meightyy finnnee....

heavyset

I luv mum

...iz exhausted

I is a king. Yes.

salmon nomz

mum haz caught me fresh salmon. i iz likin this veray much.